The (in)famous Mr P just called me again. He doesn’t have insurance with my office. He has no reason to be calling… but he called and asked me to go to lunch with him. Very strange.
Mr P – You can bring your boyfriend with if you have to.
Me – I don’t have a boyfriend, I have a husband…
Mr P – You married the guy?
Me – Umm, yeah. I’ve been married for a couple years now.
Mr P – Oh.
Maybe now he’ll get the hint and stop being creepy.